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harry styles and louis tomlinson being parents (part two)

  • first illness

  • child:

    *coughs*

  • harry:

    okay that's it we're going to the hospital

  • louis:

    harry i don't think that's-

  • child:

    *sneezes*

  • harry:

    GET THE CAR LOUIS

  • first boyfriend

  • harry:

    hiii come in!!! how are you have a sit

  • louis:

  • louis:

    so you're the one that's been

  • louis:

    *loads shotgun*

  • louis:

    dating our daughter

  • first argument

  • child:

    WHY CAN'T I GO

  • louis:

    i don't trust those people

  • harry:

    what if i go

  • child:

    yeah paps can go

  • louis:

    absolutely not

  • child:

    bUT DAD

  • harry:

    WHY

  • louis:

    because last time you went out with your dad yOU BROUGHT A LLAMA HOME

  • harry:

    GINGER TRUSTED YOU

  • louis:

    GINGER TOOK A DUMP ON MY COUCH

UHHHHH!

Whats the point of the snow anymore? I live in NY and It snowed yesterday then it rained… I look out the window and it looks like it didnt even snow! Like what the fuck? Watch its going to be a wet ass Christmas. This weather needs to get its shit together.

One Direction - One Thing [Performed on SNL]

Harry did the thing….asdfghjkl 

(Source: fuckliam)

Idk got bored when i found this…

Cross off the ones you’ve done

  • 1. had sex
  • 2. bought condoms
  • 3. gotten pregnant
  • 4. failed a class
  • 5. kissed a boy
  • 6. kissed a girl
  • 7. used a little paper bag for lunch
  • 8. had a job
  • 9. missed the school bus
  • 11. left the house without your wallet/purse
  • 12. bullied someone on the internet
  • 13. sexted
  • 14. had sex in public 
  • 15. played on a sports team
  • 16. smoked weed
  • 17. smoked cigarettes
  • 18. smoked a cigar
  • 19. drank alcohol
  • 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
  • 21. been overweight 
  • 22. been underweight
  • 23. had an eating disorder
  • 24. been to a wedding
  • 25. made fun of someone for being fat
  • 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight
  • 27.watched tv for 5 hours straight
  • 28. been late for work
  • 29. been late for school
  • 30. kissed someone in the rain
  • 31. showered with someone else
  • 32. failed my drivers test
  • 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes
  • 34. been outside my home country
  • 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours
  • 36. gotten my heart broken
  • 37. had a credit card
  • 38. been to a professional sports game
  • 49. broken a bone
  • 40. been unhappy about your weight
  • 41. won a trophy
  • 42. cut myself
  • 43. had an STD
  • 44. got engaged ( In my mind to One Direction & 5SOS)
  • 45. been on a diet
  • 46. tried out to be on a tv show
  • 47. rode in a taxi
  • 48. been to prom
  • 49. played in a drinking game (We did it with apple juice #yolo)
  • 50. stayed up for 24 hours or more
  • 51. been to a concert
  • 52. had a three-some
  • 53. had a crush on someone of the same sex
  • 54. been in a car accident 
  • 55. had braces
  • 56. learned another language
  • 57. killed a bug
  • 58. been at a yard sale
  • 59. been to a japanese steakhouse
  • 60. wore make up
  • 61. talked to someone via webcam
  • 62. lost my virginity before I was 16
  • 63. had my wisdom teeth taken out
  • 64. kissed someone a different race than myself
  • 65. snuck out of the house
  • 66. bought porn
  • 67. had a virus on my computer
  • 68. had oral sex
  • 69. dyed my hair
  • 71. graduated from college
  • 72. wore someone else’s clothes
  • 73. voted in a election
  • 74. rode in an ambulance
  • 75. rode in a helicopter
  • 76. caught the stove on fire
  • 77. got in a verbal fight
  • 78. been on vacation
  • 79. been in an airplane
  • 80. been on a boat
  • 81. had surgery
  • 82. beat a video game
  • 83. found something valuable on the ground
  • 84. made a survey
  • 85. stalked someone on facebook/myspace
  • 86. prank called someone
  • 87. been to a library outside of school
  • 88. spent over $100 shopping in one day
  • 89. cut your hair and hated it
  • 90. peed outside
  • 91. went fishing
  • 92. helped with charity
  • 93. taken a pregnancy test
  • 95. been rejected by a crush
  • 96. been suspended from school
  • 97. broken a mirror
  • 98. faked sick from school 
  • 99. owned a pet
  • 100. been to six flags
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